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Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube is a cum-inspired hybrid lubricant that offers an exceptionally slick, realistic, and creamy experience, indistinguishable from the real thing. This enduring formula is designed for long and steamy sessions, ensuring you stay in the moment without interruptions. Snake Oil Cum Lube is sheet-friendly and compatible with condoms, toys, and gear, making it a versatile addition to any intimate encounter.

Snake Oil Cum Lube Features

  • Realistic cum lube: Mimics the look and feel of natural body lubrication
  • Hybrid formula: Offers the slickness of silicone with the easy cleanup of water-based lube
  • Long-lasting: Perfect for extended, steamy sessions
  • Sheet-friendly: Non-staining and easy to clean
  • Versatile use: Compatible with condoms, toys, and gear
  • High-quality ingredients: Ensures a smooth and pleasurable experience

Size and Material

  • Size: Available in various sizes to suit your needs
  • Material: A proprietary blend of water and silicone-based ingredients for a realistic feel

Accessibility + Practical Information

Practical Use

Snake Oil Cum Lube is ideal for both solo and partner play, suitable for internal and external use. Its creamy texture enhances pleasure, making it perfect for anal, vaginal, and masturbation activities.

Additional Information

This lube is designed to cater to all body types and mobility levels. Its smooth consistency and long-lasting properties reduce the need for frequent reapplication, making it user-friendly even for those with limited hand dexterity.

Special Considerations

The lube is easy to apply and reapply, requiring minimal effort to maintain the desired lubrication level. This makes it accessible for users with limited hand mobility or dexterity. The simple cleanup process further enhances its practicality.

Expert Staff Review

Hey, I'm Astolaine. I'm The Sex Shed's resident expert. Sex-positive, and a fan of exploring the bright and bold world of kink and sex toys. This is my review:

Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube is a standout in the realm of lubricants.

As an individual user, I appreciate its realistic feel and long-lasting performance, which improves solo sessions immensely. 

For couples, this lube adds a new dimension to intimacy with its natural texture and enduring slickness. It's priced fairly given its quality and versatility, making it a valuable addition to any bedroom. 

FAQ about Snake Oil Cum Lube

1. How can I play with Snake Oil Cum Lube? Snake Oil Cum Lube is versatile and perfect for anal, vaginal, and solo play. Its long-lasting formula ensures smooth and pleasurable sessions, whether you're using it with toys, gear, or condoms.

2. Who is this lube best for? This lube is ideal for anyone seeking a realistic, cum-like experience. It's suitable for individuals and couples looking to enhance their intimate moments with a natural-feeling lubricant.

3. Is Snake Oil Cum Lube easy to clean? Yes, despite its silicone-like feel, Snake Oil Cum Lube cleans up easily like a water-based lube, making post-play cleanup a breeze.

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The standard, flat rate for shipping is $8, and you will get your products in 4 to 6 days

The expedited rate for shipping is $35, and you will get your products in 1 to 3 days.

If you spend $89 or more, you’ll qualify for free shipping. You’ll get your order in 4 to 6 days.

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We ship Monday - Friday.  

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    Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube

    Free shipping Above $89
    1-year warranty On all defective items
    Always discreet Can't guess what's inside
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