Happy as Fuck Coloring Book

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Color into a better f*cking mood!

When life gets you down, color in some cheerful sh*t and glow the f*ck up! Peterson's Happy as F*ck is here to brighten your day with the kind of joyfully profane affirmations that would make most self-help gurus blush.

To maximize their effect on your suckiest moods, each inspirational saying is paired with delightfully quirky art so you can color yourself into a happy place. Take a deep breath, exhale the drama, and lighten the hell up with Happy as F*ck!

Here's what you need to know about how we ship our packages!

The standard, flat rate for shipping is $8, and you will get your products in 4 to 6 days

The expedited rate for shipping is $25, and you will get your products in 1 to 3 days.

If you spend $89 or more, you’ll qualify for free shipping. You’ll get your order in 4 to 6 days.

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We are not always sending packages from the same warehouse, since the shipping prices and times are highly variable. We calculate what’s the best at the given moment.

It’s also possible that we send your packages from two different warehouses, depending on availability, location, delivery time, and several other factors.

We ship Monday - Friday.  

Orders generally ship within 1 to 2 business days. Delays sometimes happen.

You will receive an e-mail with tracking once the order has shipped.

You will receive a tracking code once your shipment has been shipped.

Shipping is discreet and does not have The Sex Shed or any other information visible on the packaging.

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    Products returned to us from failure to claim or bad addresses will be returned into inventory automatically. You will be charged for shipping plus a 20% restocking fee with a minimum of $10.

    The rest will be returned to you as a credit you can use in store. If you would like the product, you will have to place an order again. We cannot offer you free shipping on the returned product if the order is under $99.

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    Updated: 9/30/24

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    Happy as Fuck Coloring Book

    $16.99
    Free shipping Above $89
    Small business Great customer service
    1-year warranty On all defective items
    Always discreet Can't guess what's inside