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Femme Funn Balai
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In StockIn StockOut of stockThe Femme Funn Balai has 12 vibration modes, and a unique swaying motion and is... Read more
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The Femme Funn Balai has 12 vibration modes, and a unique swaying motion and is made from silky-soft premium silicone.
The unique motion and size of Balaiβs rabbit create a custom tailored experience for each and every body. Use all the functions together, or isolate them to customize pleasure.
The sculpted shaft features a strategically placed ridge to prevent slips, and the 100% waterproof design makes for endless ways and places to use the Balai.
Femme Funn Balai features:
- Materials: body-safe silicone
- 2 motors
- Vibrating toy
- 12 vibration modes
- Can be controlled via buttons
- Can be used hands-free after initial placement
- Rechargeable
- Waterproof
Size and material:
- Height: 9.1" / 23.1 cm
- Insertable length: 5.3" / 13.5 cm
π₯ Pleasure Scaleβ’ Rating
This Toy: π Date Night Favorite
A toy that gets requested and remembered. Brings excitement, connection, and definitely stays charged and ready.
Who is this dual-stimulator for?
The Femme Funn Balai is ideal for:
- People who want full-body stimulationβwith its dual motors and swaying motion, it delivers intense internal and clitoral pleasure.
- Users who love varietyβ12 vibration modes let you mix it up every time, from teasing to thumping power.
- People with limited mobilityβthis toy can stay in place while inserted, allowing stimulation with minimal effort.
- Folks looking to explore G-spot and clitoral pleasure in tandem or separately thanks to its isolate-function capability.
How to use the Femme Funn Balai?
- Charge fully using the included magnetic USB cable until the indicator light turns off.
- Apply a water-based lubricant to the toy and external genitals to enhance comfort and ease of insertion.
- Power it on by pressing and holding the control button for 3 seconds.
- Gently insert the sculpted shaft while positioning the external arm against the clitoris for dual pleasure.
- Cycle through modes with the button controls to find your favorite combination of vibrations and swaying motion.
Great positions to try:
- On your back with knees bent: Great for easy access and control over placement and pressure.
- Partner-assisted face-to-face: Ideal for shared control during foreplay or intercourse.
- Seated edge play: Sitting at the edge of a chair or bed allows gravity to help keep the toy nestled in place.
How to clean and care for the Femme Funn Balai?
- Cleaning: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use.
- Drying: Pat dry with a clean lint-free towel and let air dry completely before storing.
- Lubricant compatibility: Use water-based lubes only; silicone lubes may degrade the toy's surface.
- Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from other toys, dust, and direct sunlight. Keep in a pouch or case if possible.
Dual-stimulator practical use info:
- This toy is meant to be used alone or with a partner
- It can be used internally and externally
- It can stimulate G-spot, A-spot and clitoris
Additional information:
This toy might be suitable for folks who experience decreased sensation because they stimulate both the G-spot and clitoris.
It might also be suitable for folks with limited mobility because it can also be held in place while inserted and enjoyed this way. Using it this way would require much less movement.
Special considerations when using Femme Funn Balai:
- Needs hand/arm mobility to use
- Needs dexterity to use buttons
- Needs reach to access genitals
- Magnetic charger
User experience tips:
- Pre-warm under lukewarm water for a minute to make it feel more sensual and body-like on insertion.
- Test vibration modes solo first to get familiar with the swaying motionβit can feel different than traditional vibes.
- Use minimal lube initially to prevent the external arm from slipping off the clitoral area once placed.
- Angle hips slightly upward using a pillow or rolled towel to better align with the G-spot.
- Clean the crevice between the shaft and external arm carefully to remove any lingering lube or residue.
- Turn off accidentally? Thatβs normal while learning button controlsβget comfy with the 3-second press and quick tap rhythm.
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International orders
Currently, we only ship to Canada, and the majority of our items ship from our U.S. warehouse. While we occasionally fulfill orders from within Canada when possible, most shipments originate from the U.S.
Because of this, orders may be subject to customs charges upon arrival. In addition, due to customs regulations, the full product name may appear on the package (typically in very small print) to ensure the shipment clears properly and isn't returned.
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Standard Shipping: CAD 27.71 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 6 to 8 business days after processing and shipping.
Digital Products
Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.
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