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One free toy a month. Help us spread the word. Get another one next month.
Free dildos, vibrators, strokers and more - shipped to your door in exchange for helping a small shop get noticed.
You've probably searched "how to get free sex toys" and landed on a hundred sketchy pages promising free sex dolls and free pocket pussies if you just hand over your credit card "for shipping."
That's not us.
Here's how the Tool Tester Club actually works: you apply, we review, we ship. You help us get the word out however suits you - a review, a post, a comment on someone's Reddit thread, a TikTok, whatever feels natural. Do your bit, and the next package goes out the following month.
Previous purchasers, reviewers, and community members who've already helped us grow and spread the word have an advantage over new applicants. If you've bought from us, left us a review, or shared us with your audience before, you're already ahead of the line.
That's not us playing favorites for the sake of it - it's that we trust the track record. If you've shown up for us once, we know what to expect the second time.
One free product per month, shipped discreetly to your door.
You try it.
Within 3 weeks, help us spread the word - a review, a social post, a comment on a relevant thread, a recommendation when someone asks. Whatever fits how you already show up online.
Good or bad - we want real opinions, not paid praise.
Keep helping, keep testing. Go quiet and the next package pauses until you're back.
Tell us what you're into when you apply and we'll match products to your tastes. Categories on offer:
We don't gatekeep. Whether you're after free male sex toys, free vibrators, or something the algorithm hasn't even invented a category for yet - apply and we'll figure out the match.
Pick whichever platform you actually use. We're not picky about the format - a written review, a 10-second video, a comment on someone's "what should I buy?" post, all of it counts:
We're a tiny shop going up against giants with marketing budgets the size of small countries. We can't outspend them. What we can do is put great products in the hands of people who'll actually talk about them.
That's the whole program: free toys for people who'll help us get noticed. Tell your followers. Recommend us in a Reddit thread. Drop us in a group chat. Write a long, brutal review on your blog. Whatever way you already share things online - do that, but with us.
And yes, if you hated the toy, say so. Honest word-of-mouth from real people is the only marketing we've got.
The Tool Tester Club is currently full. We're hand-selecting each new tester rather than approving on a first-come basis, so it can take 90+ days for us to reach out after you apply.
If you don't hear from us, it means we're still full - not that your application was lost. We genuinely read every submission, and priority goes to previous purchasers, reviewers, and community members who've already helped us spread the word.
Thanks for understanding, and for wanting to be part of this.