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Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube is a cum-inspired hybrid lubricant that offers an exceptionally slick, realistic, and creamy experience, indistinguishable from the real thing. This enduring formula is designed for long and steamy sessions, ensuring you stay in the moment without interruptions. Snake Oil Cum Lube is sheet-friendly and compatible with condoms, toys, and gear, making it a versatile addition to any intimate encounter.

Snake Oil Cum Lube Features:

  • Realistic cum lube: Mimics the look and feel of natural body lubrication
  • Hybrid formula: Offers the slickness of silicone with the easy cleanup of water-based lube
  • Long-lasting: Perfect for extended, steamy sessions
  • Sheet-friendly: Non-staining and easy to clean
  • Versatile use: Compatible with condoms, toys, and gear
  • High-quality ingredients: Ensures a smooth and pleasurable experience

Size and material:

  • Size: Available in various sizes to suit your needs
  • Material: A proprietary blend of water and silicone-based ingredients for a realistic feel

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: ♻️ Rotation Regular



Performs well, consistently satisfying, and fits many moods.

Who is this lube for?

Snake Oil Cum Lube is ideal for:

  • Realism lovers who want the visual and tactile appeal of cum without the mess or unpredictability.
  • Anal explorers: The long-lasting slickness keeps things smooth and comfortable with minimal re-application.
  • Gear and toy users looking for a sheet-safe, hybrid lubricant that works across all silicone and latex products.
  • Folks with limited mobility or dexterity who appreciate a silky lube that doesn’t need constant topping up.

How to use the Snake Oil Cum Lube?

  1. Open the bottle and test a small amount to get a feel for the thickness—this lube is ultra-creamy!
  2. Dispense directly onto skin, toy, or gear—a little goes a long way thanks to its hybrid formula.
  3. Add more as needed, depending on your activity and preferences. This lube is designed to last, but you can reapply easily without stickiness.
  4. Play your way—this lube is compatible with all types of sex (vaginal, anal, masturbation, and beyond).

Great positions to try:

  • Doggy style: Perfect for anal play where long-lasting slickness is a must.
  • Spooning: Cozy and controlled, especially great for slowly gliding toys or thrusting gear in and out.
  • On your back with legs raised: Great for solo or finger exploration with the help of a silky glide.

How to clean and care for the Snake Oil Cum Lube?

  • Cleaning: Rinses off easily with warm water and mild soap—despite its creamy texture, it won't leave sticky residue behind.
  • Lubricant compatibility: Safe to use with both latex condoms and silicone toys, thanks to its carefully balanced hybrid formula.
  • Storage: Keep the bottle closed tightly and store upright in a cool, dry place—avoid direct sunlight or heat sources.
  • Material advice: Because it contains both water and silicone, avoid pairing with low-quality silicone toys that may degrade over time—high-end silicone toys are usually safe, but do a patch test if unsure.

Lube practical use info:

Snake Oil Cum Lube is ideal for both solo and partner play, suitable for internal and external use. Its creamy texture enhances pleasure, making it perfect for anal, vaginal, and masturbation activities.

Additional information:

This lube is designed to cater to all body types and mobility levels. Its smooth consistency and long-lasting properties reduce the need for frequent reapplication, making it user-friendly even for those with limited hand dexterity.

Special considerations when using Snake Oil Cum Lube:

The lube is easy to apply and reapply, requiring minimal effort to maintain the desired lubrication level. This makes it accessible for users with limited hand mobility or dexterity. The simple cleanup process further enhances its practicality.

User experience tips:

  • Warm it up: Let the lube sit in your hands or run the bottle under warm water for a lifelike, comforting feel.
  • Start small: This thick hybrid can go a long way—begin with a small amount and add more if needed.
  • Trim if sensitive: If applying around a hairy area, consider trimming to avoid tugging during cleanup.
  • Add during use: Snake Oil holds up well, but adding a touch mid-session keeps things extra creamy and engaging.
  • Store upright: Prevent leakage or buildup in the cap by keeping the lube bottle vertical when not in use.
  • Use with visual or fantasy play: Its realistic appearance makes it an ideal lube for those into visual stimulation or roleplay scenarios.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.

3-Day Expedited Shipping: $15.91 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 3 business days after processing and shipping.

2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.

Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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