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Cheer the F*ck Up Coloring Book

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When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade, or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Colorers can be reminded that they are the queen of f*cking everything or that they are a boss-ass b*tch.

Thanks to tear-away pages, these 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations can be shared in their full colored glory with friends, family and unassuming strangers. Channel disillusionment and a penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art.

Cheer the F*ck Up features:

  • 30 hand-drawn illustrations filled with snark, sass, and adult humor
  • Perforated tear-out pages for easy sharing, framing, or gifting
  • Single-sided printing to prevent bleed-through (ideal for markers!)
  • Heavyweight paper for rich, smooth color application
  • Paperback, easy to stash in your tote, bedside table, or office drawer

Size and material:

  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 11 in / 21.6 x 27.9 cm
  • Page count: 64 pages total / 30 illustrations
  • Printed on thick, high-quality paper
  • Binding: Softcover with tear-away pages

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Fun to try, might not be your forever fave. Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this coloring book for?

Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for:

  • Stressed-out adults in need of a cathartic, profanity-laced break from reality
  • People who use humor to cope—because coloring "F*ck this sh*t" feels surprisingly therapeutic
  • Friends who love gag gifts or cheeky coffee table items full of attitude
  • Creative types who think "adult coloring books" are better with curse words and sass

How to use the Cheer the F*ck Up?

  1. Grab your favorite coloring tools: markers, gel pens, colored pencils—anything that plays well with thick paper
  2. Choose your mood: Flip through and pick a page that fuels your current vibe
  3. Color to your heart’s content: Single-sided pages mean no stress about bleed-through
  4. Tear and share: Use the perforated edge to easily remove and frame or gift your masterpiece
  5. Repeat whenever life tests you: A good coloring session pairs well with wine or loud music

Great positions to try:

  • Tabletop Zen: Sit down at a desk or flat surface for maximum coloring control
  • Bed & Blanket Fort: Curl up under a blanket with a lap desk and let your emotions play through color
  • On-the-Go Therapy: Color during commuting, waiting rooms, or long airport delays (headphones encouraged)

How to clean and care for the Cheer the F*ck Up?

  • Cleaning: If pages get dusty or dirty, wipe gently with a dry cloth—avoid using water or cleaner
  • Markers or ink: Allow colors to dry fully before stacking or inserting in a folder to prevent smudging
  • Storage: Keep in a dry, cool environment away from direct sunlight to prevent fading
  • Preserve your art: Use plastic sleeves or matte frames to protect finished pages

Coloring book practical use info:

  • Versatility: Use it solo for stress relief or during a friend hang for NSFW bonding fun
  • Emotional release: Swapping journaling for expletive-packed coloring is surprisingly therapeutic
  • Accessibility: Lightweight and easy to hold—no special physical requirements needed

Additional information:

  • Mental health boost: Coloring can reduce anxiety and increase mindfulness, especially when the message says "Get your sh*t together"
  • Gift-worthy: Makes a great fun-and-sassy gift for birthdays, breakups, or “just because” care kits
  • Creative reset: A low-pressure way to get back into making art without perfectionism

Special considerations when using Cheer the F*ck Up:

  • Coloring tools: Sharpies and alcohol-based markers may bleed, so place a protective sheet under the page
  • Lighting: Opt for natural or soft lighting when coloring to avoid eye strain
  • Discretion: Some designs are NSFW—use caution when coloring in public or around kids
  • Mood check: Pick your favorite curse-laced quote that feels like your day, and let loose creatively

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We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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