Happy as Fuck Coloring Book

Color into a better f*cking mood!

When life gets you down, color in some cheerful sh*t and glow the f*ck up! Peterson's Happy as F*ck is here to brighten your day with the kind of joyfully profane affirmations that would make most self-help gurus blush.

To maximize their effect on your suckiest moods, each inspirational saying is paired with delightfully quirky art so you can color yourself into a happy place. Take a deep breath, exhale the drama, and lighten the hell up with Happy as F*ck!

Happy as F*ck features:

• 64 pages of hilarious, feel-good profanity-laced affirmations
• Artistic, hand-drawn patterns that range from simple to intricate
• Perforated pages for easily tearing out and displaying your finished work
• Printed on high-quality paper to reduce bleed-through
• Softcover design with glossy finish

Size and material:

• Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.25 x 10 inches
• Weight: approx. 7.2 oz
• Material: Matte paperback cover, thick paper stock interior

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied

Fun to try, might not be your forever fave.
Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this coloring book for?

The Happy as F*ck coloring book is ideal for:

• Burned-out adults who need a fun, no-pressure way to unwind and laugh.
• Profanity lovers who find joy in sass, snark, and sassy affirmations.
• Coloring fans who crave something less traditional and more cheeky on their creative shelves.
• Gift givers who want to surprise stressed friends with humor, color, and a big “f*ck yes.”

How to use the Happy as F*ck coloring book?

1. Gather your tools: Markers, colored pencils, or gel pens—whatever makes you happy.
2. Pick a page that matches your mood: Angry? Blissful? Profanely hopeful? There’s a vibe for that.
3. Color inside—or outside—the lines: Let loose and give zero f*cks about perfection.
4. Rip it out if you love it: Perforated pages make it easy to hang, gift, or collage your masterpiece.
5. Repeat whenever sh*t gets heavy: It’s way cheaper than therapy, and fun AF.

Great positions to try:

• Feet up on the couch: Let your stress drip off into your colored pencils.
• Bathtub artistry: Just add waterproof crayons and bubbly wine (carefully!).
• Kitchen table or coffee shop: Spread joy and questionable language wherever you color.

How to clean and care for the Happy as F*ck coloring book?

• Spills happen: Use a dry or lightly damp cloth (no soap!) to tidy up messes on the cover.
• Protect your pages: Store flat and avoid bending or folding to keep the art crisp.
• Keep dry: Moisture ruins the vibe—no puddles near your profanity, please.
• Pen-safe surface: Lay on a smooth surface to avoid pressing lines onto other pages.

Coloring book practical use info:

• Portability: Toss it in your bag for swear-filled zen on-the-go.
• Therapeutic effect: While not a sex toy, it’s still mood-lifting and stress-reducing—mental pleasure, baby!
• No batteries required: Just your vibes and some kickass color creativity.

Additional information:

• Stuck in a funk? This book combines humor and mindfulness without sounding preachy.
• Amplify your me-time: Light a candle, blast some feel-good music, and color profanity like a f*cking legend.
• On a wellness journey? Add it to your self-care toolbox—one colored curse at a time.

Special considerations when using Happy as F*ck:

• Audience awareness: Not ideal for kids or conservative company—keep the F-bombs among friends.
• Coloring utensils: Choose tools that don’t bleed if you love both sides of the page.
• Lighting: Good lighting = less eye strain and more therapeutic coloring bliss.
• Storage: Store flat with your crayons, pens, or favorite swear-word magnets.