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Making Love to #1 isn’t just a cheeky phrase—it’s a celebration of solo pleasure in its purest form. This Penthouse anthology goes all-in, showcasing sultry, steamy stories from real readers who aren’t shy about their solo escapades.

Whether you're reading for inspiration, curiosity, or pure entertainment, these tales turn private indulgences into something proudly pleasurable. From mile-high fantasies to fetish-infused self-play, the pages drip with genuine desire—making this a guilty pleasure worth reliving.

Perfect for solo nights, partner reads, or sparking new fantasies, it proves once and for all: when it comes to self-love, practice definitely makes perfect.

Making Love to #1 features:

  • A Penthouse anthology focused on erotic solo play
  • Includes real reader submissions featuring men, women, and couples
  • Wide range of fantasies including auto-eroticism, masturbation with toys, voyeurism, public play, and more
  • 35+ short stories, 190 pages of explicit and imaginative content
  • Softcover edition, high-quality print

Size and material:

  • Format: Paperback
  • Length: 190 pages
  • Dimensions: 8.25 x 5.5 inches
  • Material: Paper (matte softcover print)

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied

Fun to try, might not be your forever fave.
Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this erotica book for?

Making Love to #1 is ideal for:

  • Erotica explorers curious about masturbation-centered stories and craving new fantasy fuel.
  • Couples looking to spice up date night with a shared read that ignites conversation and arousal.
  • Solo readers seeking relatable or aspirational self-pleasure tales that normalize and celebrate the act.
  • Lovers of true confessions who enjoy voyeuristic, uninhibited storytelling from real people.

How to use the Making Love to #1?

  1. Find your ideal setting: A quiet, comfortable space or cozy bed works best—bonus points for dim lighting and candles.
  2. Flip through or dive in: Scan the table of contents to pick a genre or fantasy, or let curiosity guide you randomly.
  3. Use as foreplay fuel: Read alone for self-exploration, or out loud to a partner for shared arousal.
  4. Pair with toys: The stories are highly descriptive—perfect for visual imaginative companion play.

Great positions to try:

  • Lying on your back: Relax into the fantasy, allowing full access and comfort while reading or listening.
  • Seated with one hand free: Ideal for one-handed reading or screen-scrolling paired with hands-on engagement.
  • Side-by-side with a partner: Read aloud to each other and enjoy building shared tension.

How to clean and care for the Making Love to #1?

  • Cleaning: No special cleaning needed—just keep dry hands while reading if enjoying during play.
  • Lube caution: Avoid using lotion or lube near the physical book; opt to pair with audiobook versions if tactile use is involved.
  • Storage: Store on a bedside table, bookshelf, or tuck into your nightstand drawer for easy access.
  • Protection: If bringing into the bath, slip the book into a plastic sleeve or opt for the digital version to avoid moisture damage.

Erotica book practical use info:

  • Versatility: Works beautifully as solo inspiration or partnered activity enhancer.
  • Accessibility: Can be enjoyed without the need for batteries, chargers, or screens—just your imagination.
  • Fantasy building: A great tool for discovering what turns you on or opening conversations with a partner.

Additional information:

  • Exploration-friendly: Safe and shame-free way to explore fantasies including taboo, kink, and masturbation imagery.
  • Perfect for sexual wellness routines: Reading erotica can increase arousal, self-awareness, and libido.
  • Helps overcome sexual shame: Learn how others enjoy themselves without judgment—often empowering for readers.

Special considerations when using Making Love to #1:

  • Privacy: Intended for adult readers—store discreetly or use in private spaces to ensure comfort.
  • Mobility requirements: Accessible format allows independent use, whether lying down, lounging, or seated.
  • Dexterity: No complex motion needed—perfect for bedtime or one-handed use during play.
  • Listening alternatives: If page-turning is difficult, consider digital or audio versions of similar material.

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