Every toolkit needs grease, and this one keeps everything running smooth - no squeaks, no friction, no awkward standstills.
We've packed it with a hand-picked mix of our favorite lubricants. The catch? You don't pick them. We do.
Think blind grab from the supply shelf: you know it's the good stuff, you just don't know exactly which bottles are coming home with you. Half the fun is finding out.
No spoilers on exact products, but your kit could feature anything from our range. Think heating, cooling, booty-friendly, organic, and a few others worth getting your hands on.
Features:
- A curated mix, chosen by us - we raid the supply shelf so you don't have to overthink it
- The surprise factor - you know the vibe, not the exact bottlesΒ
- Two sizes - test-size for dipping a toe in, or a full stock-up for the committed
- Variety built in - explore different types like heating, cooling, booty-friendly, organic, and more
- Smooth operator - everything picked to keep things running friction-free
- Great value - bundle priced to make trying new things easy
Sizes:Β
Small Kit: The trial run
A test-size grab for anyone who wants to dip a toe in before committing to the full workshop. Three lubricants, zero overthinking - perfect for figuring out what you reach for again.
Large Kit: The proper stock-up
Bigger bottles for the staples you'll keep reaching for, plus a handful of smaller ones to test-drive on the side. Five lubricants built for stocking up and still leaving room to experiment.
π₯ Pleasure Scaleβ’ Rating
This Kit: π οΈ Toolbox Staple
The stuff that makes everything else work better. Not the star of the show, but nothing runs smoothly without it - the quiet MVP of any well-stocked drawer.
Who is this lubricant kit for?
The Multi-purpose Grease Kit is perfect for:
- Curious explorers who'd rather be handed a surprise than agonize over picking the "right" bottle.
- Newcomers wanting a low-pressure way to figure out which lubricants they actually reach for.
- Variety lovers keen to try different types without committing to full-size bottles of each.
- Anyone restocking the drawer who likes the idea of a few extras to experiment with along the way.
A note before we pack your kit
Got a preference, a hard no, or an allergy we should know about? Jot it down - tell us what to dial up, what to leave on the shelf, or anything we should steer clear of, and we'll factor it in when we pack your kit.



