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Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness With 5 in. Silicone Dildo

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Step into a new dimension of play with the Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness.

The fluorescent green detailing not only adds a striking visual element but also turns every intimate encounter into an electrifying experience.

The thigh strap-on is equipped with an adjustable elastic strap, making it suitable for all body types.

Paired with a 5-inch silicone dildo, this harness offers the perfect combination of style and functionality.

To activate its glow-in-the-dark feature, simply expose the harness to sunlight before taking your play into the dark.

Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness features:

  • Glow in the dark design
  • Adjustable elastic strap
  • 5-inch silicone dildo included

Size and material:

  • Leg Harness Dimensions:
    • Length: 9.6 in. (24.5 cm)
    • Width: 4.7 in. (12 cm)
    • Height: 0.6 in. (1.4 cm)
  • Dildo Dimensions:
    • Length: 3.9 in. (14.5 cm)
    • Width: 2.9 in. (7.3 cm)
    • Insertable length: 5.2 in. (13.2 cm)
    • Diameter: 1.5 in. (3.8 cm)
  • Materials:
    • Leg Harness: 95% PU Leather, 5% Metal
    • Dildo: 100% Silicone

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: ♻️ Rotation Regular
Performs well, consistently satisfying, and fits many moods—making it a frequent go-to for both solo and partnered fun.

Who is this strap-on harness for?

The Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness is perfect for adventurous couples, trans and non-binary individuals, playful experimenters, and first-timers curious about exploring strap-on play. Its adjustable, secure design delivers both comfort and a visually electrifying twist to your intimate encounters.

  • Couples looking to add a creative spark to their playtime.
  • Trans and non-binary users who seek hands-free penetration without involving their own genitals.
  • Newcomers curious about strap-on experimentation.
  • Anyone desiring hassle-free, adjustable, secure, and innovative intimacy.

How to use the Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness?

  1. Sun-charge: Place the harness in direct sunlight for a few minutes to activate its glow-in-the-dark feature.
  2. Adjust: Secure the adjustable elastic strap around your thigh for a snug, comfortable fit.
  3. Attach: Affix the included 5-inch silicone dildo to the harness and ensure it’s firmly in place.
  4. Engage: Experiment with different angles and positions to discover what feels best for you and your partner.

Great positions to try:

  • Missionary: Provides easy access and quick adjustments during play.
  • Cowgirl: Offers excellent control over depth and angle while keeping the glow in focus.
  • Spooning: Maximizes comfort and minimizes the need for readjustment.

How to clean and care for the Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness?

  • Cleaning: Rinse both the harness and silicone dildo with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use, making sure to clean all crevices.
  • Lubricant compatibility: Only use water-based lubricants to protect the materials.
  • Drying: Pat dry with a lint-free cloth and let the harness air dry completely before storing.
  • Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and other toys to avoid material degradation.

User Experience Tips

  • Test the harness during solo play first to adjust the fit and familiarize yourself with its unique feel.
  • Use a water-based lubricant sparingly—too much may cause slippage.
  • If needed, trim nearby hair to avoid any tugging or discomfort during removal.
  • Experiment with various sunlight exposure times to achieve your ideal glow intensity.
  • Periodically check the integrity of the elastic strap and stitching, ensuring maximum safety during play.
  • Try different positions to discover the most comfortable and pleasurable angles.

Strap-on harness practical use info:

Thigh strap-on harnesses offer a unique advantage by allowing the wearer to penetrate a partner without engaging their own genitals. This is especially useful for those managing bottom dysphoria or simply wanting to reserve space for additional stimulation during intimate play.

Additional information:

  • Glow longevity: The intensity of the glow may fade over time; simply re-charge under sunlight for continued effect.
  • Material care: While PU leather is durable, gentle cleaning and proper storage will help maintain its look and elasticity.
  • User experience tips:
    • Test the match between the harness and your body shape during solo play to ensure optimal comfort.
    • Readjust the elastic strap as needed for a secure fit and to avoid any slippage during use.
    • Experiment with different levels of sunlight exposure to fine-tune your glow intensity.

Special considerations when using Ouch! Glow in the Dark Thigh Strap-On Harness:

  • Make sure the harness is adjusted perfectly to your body for maximum comfort and stability during play.
  • Regularly inspect the stitching and elastic for signs of wear to avoid accidents.
  • If any discomfort occurs, readjust the harness or try different positions to enhance both pleasure and security.
  • For trans-friendly users, verify that the harness’s configuration meets your specific needs without causing any obstruction or discomfort.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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