Sex for Lazy People

A humorous go-to guide for making all sex positions as easy and effortless as possible so you can get more bang for your f*ck.

Featuring fifty positions, as well as hilarious and helpful tips and tricks for staying lazy while doing it, Sex for Lazy People has it all—whether you've had a busy day, have just eaten a big meal, or just generally hate moving.

Sex for Lazy People features:

• 50 unique and easy-to-execute positions
• Playful illustrations paired with witty descriptions
• Tips for conserving energy and staying comfortable during sex
• Advice tailored to real-life scenarios like Sunday scaries, food babies, and sheer exhaustion
• Lighthearted tone that makes it giftable and approachable
• Spiral-bound design for easy page flipping mid-sesh

Size and material:

• Dimensions: 7.5 x 9.25 inches
• Page count: 112 pages
• Binding: Spiral-bound softcover
• Paper: Matte, high-quality paper stock for durability

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Who is this sex accessory for?

Sex for Lazy People is ideal for:

• Low-effort lovers who want max pleasure with minimal movement.
• Busy couples looking to reconnect without a full sweat session.
• Introverts and homebodies exploring sex in a fun, pressure-free way.
• Anyone with physical fatigue or joint limitations who still wants to enjoy partnered intimacy.

How to use the Sex for Lazy People?

1. Flip open to any page and find a position that sparks your interest (or requires the least effort).
2. Read the description aloud with your partner—it doubles as foreplay thanks to the humor.
3. Set the scene with pillows, blankets, or furniture for extra support and ease.
4. Position yourselves as illustrated; adjust as needed based on your body types and energy levels.
5. Keep things playful—there’s no pressure to get it perfect. It’s about lazy fun, after all!

Great positions to try:

• The Face-Off: Sit face-to-face on the couch with legs around each other—no one has to move much.
• The Side Squeeze: Lie on your sides facing each other—intimacy without needing to sit up.
• The Plop: One partner lies back, the other gently lowers down—gravity does most of the work here.

How to clean and care for the Sex for Lazy People?

• Cleaning: Gently wipe the cover and pages with a dry cloth to remove any dust or smudges. Avoid moisture.
• Materials: Made of printed paper stock; keep away from water, lube, or bodily fluids.
• Storage: Store in a drawer or on a bookshelf away from direct sunlight and any messy situations.
• Handling: Turn pages gently due to the spiral binding; don't overstretch the book flat.

Sex accessory practical use info:

• Non-intimidating: Great icebreaker for couples new to sex toys or kink gear.
• Creative spark: Encourages spontaneous, exploratory intimacy without extensive planning.
• Hands-free guide: Spiral-bound layout means no awkward holding while trying to stay in position.

Additional information:

• Inclusive language and visuals: Many positions are adaptable regardless of gender or body type.
• A fantastic gag gift: Works well for bachelorettes, anniversaries, or lazy lovers in your friend group.
• No batteries required: The only accessory here is your sense of humor and maybe a pillow.

Special considerations when using Sex for Lazy People:

• Mobility considerations: Many positions are gentle on joints and low-impact—ideal for folks with physical limitations.
• Reading in low light: Keep a soft bedside light on to avoid squinting at pages in the dark.
• Space awareness: Some positions work best with supportive furniture like beds or couches with ample room.
• Clothing compatibility: Keep things simple—no tight outfits that make spontaneous action harder than it needs to be.