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Add some sexy fun to your bath or shower with the Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package.

Made from 100% pure vegetable glycerin base.

Handmade in the USA, these soaps offer a delightful scent and a touch of novelty to your hygiene routine. Perfect as a playful gift or a personal treat.

Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package features:

  • Handmade in USA
  • 100% vegetable glycerin base
  • Individually wrapped – ensures freshness and hygiene
  • Scented

Size and material:

  • Ingredients: 100% pure vegetable glycerin

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied

Fun to try, might not be your forever fave.
Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this novelty soap for?

The Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package is ideal for:

  • Gag gift lovers who enjoy playful presents during bachelorette parties, birthdays, or romantic holidays.
  • Couples looking to spice up bathtime with a sensual twist on traditional self-care.
  • Scent and skin-conscious users seeking a gentle, moisturizing soap made with plant-based ingredients.
  • Body-positive bathers who want to infuse their hygiene routine with fun and laughter.

How to use the Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package?

  1. Unwrap the soap from its protective sealed packaging to preserve cleanliness and scent.
  2. Wet your body or hands and rub the soap until it lathers—great for daily cleaning or playful shared showers.
  3. Enjoy the light scent and silky texture as you wash—ideal for sensual foreplay or solo pampering.

Great positions to try:

  • Face-to-face showering: Let the soap add slip, laughter, and skin contact to a close wash-up session.
  • Sitting bath soak: Lather up while lounging and watching your partner—or soap—perform.
  • Playful body wash exchange: Take turns soaping each other’s backs or thighs for extra intimacy.

How to clean and care for the Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package?

  • Cleaning: Rinse off excess suds after use—it's soap, after all!
  • Drying: Place on a soap dish with proper drainage to prevent melting or residue buildup.
  • Storage: Store remaining unopened soaps in a cool, dry area. Avoid humid environments to preserve scent and shape.

Novelty soap practical use info:

  • Usage: Safe for daily hygiene or as a one-time novelty gift.
  • Gifting: Perfect for bridal showers, bachelor parties, or naughty holiday stockings.
  • Functionality: While shaped for laughs, it lathers like a regular bar of soap with a gentle formula.

Additional information:

  • Skin sensitivity: Vegetable glycerin is typically gentle and hydrating—ideal for sensitive skin types.
  • Sustainability: Glycerin-based soaps are biodegradable and often preferred by environmentally conscious users.
  • Scent selection: May vary depending on supplier or packaging edition—expect light, fresh aromas.

Special considerations when using Sexxy Soaps Pristine Package:

  • Melting point: Glycerin melts easily—avoid leaving near windows or shower streams when not in use.
  • Intended use: This is a novelty hygiene product—not a toy for internal use or sexual insertion.
  • Slippery when wet: Use care when handling to avoid dropping it in the shower or bath.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

Discreet box


Discreet label

Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.

3-Day Expedited Shipping: $15.91 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 3 business days after processing and shipping.

2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.

Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

You can reach out to our email address: support@thesexshed.com or hello@thesexshed.com.

You can also reach out through the chat option in the Shop app or via any of our social media accounts (might take more time to respond).

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