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Shots S-Line Glow in the Dark Dicky Soap With Balls

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This playful and cheeky Dicky Soap with Balls is sure to get you in a lather! Perfect for adding a touch of humor to your hand-washing routine, this solid soapy dick is an ideal gift for yourself or a friend.

Just add water and rub your hands up and down the length to create a rich lather that leaves you clean and amused. 

Specifications CAUTION! For external use only.

Dicky Soap with Balls features:

  • Ball base provides stability and ease of use
  • Glows in the dark

Size and material:

  • Dimensions: 7.09 in x 2.87 in x 1.38 in (18 cm x 7.3 cm x 3.5 cm)
  • Weight: 9.35 oz (265 g)
  • Diameter: 1.38 in (3.5 cm)
  • Ingredients: Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sucrose, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Aqua, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Tocopheryl Acetate

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied



Fun to try, might not be your forever fave. Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this novelty gift for?

The Dicky Soap with Balls is ideal for:

  • Bachelorette party planners looking for giggle-worthy gifts that keep the vibe light and cheeky.
  • Pranksters and jokesters who enjoy playful, NSFW surprises in the bathroom or kitchen sink.
  • Friends with a great sense of humor—perfect for gag gifts or stocking stuffers with a naughty twist.
  • Anyone looking to add a little novelty or glow-in-the-dark flair to their hygiene routine.

How to use the Dicky Soap with Balls?

  1. Unwrap the soap and remove any protective packaging.
  2. Activate the glow by placing the soap under direct light for a few minutes—you’ll get the full glow-in-the-dark effect when you cut the lights.
  3. Get it wet under warm water to create a rich lather.
  4. Rub generously between your hands, or slide up and down the shaft for maximum bubbly payoff and laughs.
  5. Rinse completely and let dry in a soap dish between uses to preserve the shape and glow.

Great positions to try:

  • Sink-side stand-up: Perfect for a quick laugh while washing your hands after guests arrive.
  • Shower solo comedy: Lather up in the shower for a glow-tastic giggle session.
  • Party pass-around: Let guests take turns testing it out during games or opening gifts.

How to clean and care for the Dicky Soap with Balls?

  • Cleaning: Rinse with warm water after each use to remove residue or buildup.
  • Drying: Keep the soap on a slotted tray or draining dish to allow air drying and preserve the shape.
  • Lubricant compatibility: Not applicable—this cheeky gift is just for washing hands, not for body insertion.
  • Storage: Store in a cool, dry location when not in use. Avoid pooling water in the dish to prolong life.

Novelty gift practical use info:

  • Versatility: Doubles as a functional hand soap and hilarious conversation starter.
  • Occasion-ready: Ideal for themed events like bridal showers, gag gift exchanges, or white elephant parties.
  • Giftable: Makes a great last-minute novelty surprise that’s sure to get a laugh.

Additional information:

  • Sensitivities: Contains fragrance and surfactants that may not be suited for those with highly sensitive skin—spot test first.
  • Decor value: Works as funny bathroom or guest room decor, even if never actually used.
  • Glow-in-the-dark fun: For the full visual effect, “charge” the soap in light before turning off lights.

Special considerations when using Dicky Soap with Balls:

  • For external use only: This is a novelty soap and is not designed for internal or sexual use.
  • Durability: Expect the shape to lose definition over time as it gets used—but that’s part of the fun!
  • Allergen awareness: Check ingredients if you have known allergies to common soap additives or fragrances.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.

3-Day Expedited Shipping: $15.91 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 3 business days after processing and shipping.

2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.

Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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