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Splash Blanket The OG Extra Small

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Meet the blanket that finally lets you relax and enjoy every moment without a single worry about what you're lying on. The OG Splash Blanket in Extra Small is thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides β€” so whether you're at home or away, your mattress, sofa, or any other surface stays completely protected. It's soft enough to feel like a treat and tough enough to handle whatever the night brings.

Flip it to suit your mood: one side is smooth micro-velvet for a sleek, luxurious feel, while the other is a fluffy sherpa fleece that wraps you in warmth and comfort. The bonded construction stitches both outer fabrics together with a waterproof barrier held securely in place, creating a sleek, cohesive design that spreads and retains liquid evenly across the entire surface β€” so no one spot gets overwhelmed. It's absorbent enough to take on a full cup of coffee and still keep you cosy.

The Extra Small round size (1 m Γ— 1 m / 40 in. Γ— 40 in.) is the "throw it in your suitcase" hero of the range β€” quick-drying and ultra-compact, so it travels as easily as it performs. When playtime is over, toss it in the washing machine on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent and it comes out fresh and ready for next time. Simple, discreet, and genuinely useful every single day.

Certified to OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100, this blanket is made from 100% polyester tested against harmful substances β€” because what touches your body should be as safe as it is satisfying.

Splash Blanket features:

  • Fully waterproof: Protective on both sides β€” no leaks, no worries
  • Dual-sided fabric: Smooth micro-velvet on one side, soft sherpa fleece on the other
  • Bonded layered construction: Outer fabrics stitched together with a secure waterproof barrier for even liquid distribution and maximum retention
  • Highly absorbent: Can absorb a full cup of liquid while keeping surfaces dry
  • Machine washable: Regular spin cycle with standard detergent β€” cleanup is genuinely easy
  • Travel-friendly: Ultra-compact and quick-drying, ideal for overnight stays and holidays
  • OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified: Tested and certified safe against harmful substances
  • Everyday versatility: Designed for intimacy, play, or general everyday use

Size and material:

  • Shape: Round
  • Dimensions: 1 m Γ— 1 m (40 in. Γ— 40 in.)
  • Size label: Extra Small (XS)
  • Material: 100% polyester β€” a body-safe, durable synthetic that is soft, non-irritating, and holds up beautifully to repeated washing
  • Certification: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100
  • Color: Black

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A quiet game-changer for anyone who wants to be fully present during intimacy without a nagging voice in the back of their head. The OG XS Splash Blanket removes the mental load of mess so you can focus entirely on pleasure β€” and that kind of freedom is genuinely priceless.

Who is this blanket for?

  • Couples seeking comfort: Perfect for partners who want to enjoy spontaneous or planned intimacy without prep anxiety or post-play cleanup stress.
  • Solo explorers: Great for anyone using massage oils, lubricants, or toys who wants to protect their bedding without breaking the mood.
  • Travellers and weekend adventurers: The compact, quick-dry XS size is purpose-built for suitcases, overnight bags, and hotel stays.
  • People with incontinence needs: The fully waterproof, absorbent design offers discreet, dignified protection for everyday use too.
  • Minimalists and small-space dwellers: If you want maximum protection in a smaller footprint, this round XS is ideal for single-person use or targeted placement.

How to use the Splash Blanket?

  1. Unfold the blanket and place it on your chosen surface β€” bed, sofa, floor, or wherever you need protection.
  2. Choose your preferred side: micro-velvet for smooth and sleek, or sherpa fleece for extra warmth and softness.
  3. Use freely with lubricants, massage oils, or during intimacy β€” the waterproof barrier and absorbent layers have you covered on both sides.
  4. After use, shake off any excess and place the blanket in the washing machine on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent.
  5. Tumble dry on low for a maximum of 30 minutes, or line dry in the shade. Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach.
  6. Once fully dry, fold compactly and store or pack away until next time.

How to clean and care for the Splash Blanket?

  • Washing: Machine wash on a regular spin cycle using standard detergent
  • Do not: Soak, use fabric softener, or bleach β€” these can damage the waterproof barrier and fabric
  • Drying: Tumble dry on low heat for a maximum of 30 minutes, or line dry in the shade
  • Lube compatibility: Safe to use with both water-based and silicone-based lubricants and massage oils β€” the waterproof layer protects the surface beneath
  • Storage: Fold and store in a cool, dry place; the compact XS size fits easily in a drawer, bedside bag, or travel case

Additional information:

  • Gender-inclusive and orientation-inclusive: Designed for all bodies, relationship structures, and types of intimacy
  • Dual-use design: Equally practical for intimate play and everyday household use
  • Discreet appearance: Classic black colourway means it blends seamlessly with most bedroom or living spaces β€” no explaining necessary
  • Portable: Quick-drying and ultra-compact for easy travel

Special considerations when using the Splash Blanket:

  • Size awareness: At 1 m Γ— 1 m, the XS is ideal for solo use or targeted placement; couples wanting full-body coverage for two may prefer a larger size
  • Heat caution: Always tumble dry on low and never exceed 30 minutes of machine drying to preserve the waterproof bonded layer
  • Fabric softener warning: Avoid fabric softener entirely β€” it coats fibres and reduces both absorbency and waterproofing over time
  • Line drying: If line drying, choose shade rather than direct sunlight to protect fabric integrity and colour

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