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Splash Blanket The OG Large
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Some moments deserve to be fully present, without a single thought spared for the sheets underneath. The OG Splash Blanket is built for exactly that β a generously sized, genuinely waterproof layer that sits between you and your bed (or couch, or floor) so you can relax, play, and let go without the post-session laundry dread.
What sets this blanket apart is its bonded construction: the outer fabrics are stitched together with a waterproof barrier securely locked in place between them. This isn't just a rubber-backed sheet in disguise β it's a cohesive, layered design that distributes and retains liquid evenly across the entire surface, protecting whatever is underneath while staying soft and inviting on top. One side is smooth micro-velvet, the other is fluffy sherpa fleece, so you can flip to whichever texture suits the mood.
At 2m x 2m (78.5 in x 78.5 in), the Large is big enough to cover the majority of a standard bed, drape over a sofa, or double as a perfectly innocent throw when company comes around. Because versatility is sexy, and so is plausible deniability.
When the fun's over, toss it in the washing machine on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent β no soaking, no fabric softener, no bleach needed. Tumble dry on low for up to 30 minutes or line dry in the shade, and it's ready to go again. The OG is OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified, meaning the materials have been tested for harmful substances, so it's as body-safe as it is practical.
Splash Blanket features:
- Fully waterproof both sides: Bonded construction with a waterproof barrier stitched securely between the outer layers
- Dual-texture design: Smooth micro-velvet on one side, soft sherpa fleece on the other
- High absorbency: Layered construction distributes and retains liquid evenly across the whole surface
- Machine washable: Regular spin cycle with standard detergent β quick, easy cleanup
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified: Tested for harmful substances for peace of mind
- Versatile use: Ideal for intimacy, play, postpartum care, periods, or everyday use as a throw
Size and material:
- Size: Large β 2m x 2m (78.5 in x 78.5 in)
- Material: 100% polyester
- Body safety: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified β free from harmful levels of over 100 substances
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The OG Large earns top marks for practicality and comfort. It removes one of the biggest mental barriers to fully letting go β mess anxiety β without sacrificing softness or style. A genuine game-changer for spontaneous play and planned sessions alike.
Who is this blanket for?
- Couples and partners: Anyone who wants to focus on each other instead of worrying about their mattress
- Solo players: Perfect for keeping your space clean during self-pleasure sessions involving lube, oil, or toys
- Period and postpartum users: A discreet, comfortable layer for nights when leaks are a real concern
- Massage enthusiasts: Ideal as a surface for oil-based massage without ruining your linens
- Practical minimalists: Doubles as a couch throw or guest blanket when not in intimate use
How to use the Splash Blanket?
- Lay the blanket flat over your bed, sofa, or preferred surface β choose which side faces up based on your texture preference (micro-velvet or sherpa fleece)
- Use as normal during intimacy, play, massage, or any activity where spills or moisture are likely
- After use, machine wash on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent
- Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat for a maximum of 30 minutes, or line dry in the shade β avoid direct sunlight and high heat to preserve the waterproof layer
- Once fully dry, fold and store flat or in a breathable bag until next use
How to clean and care for the Splash Blanket?
- Washing: Machine wash on a regular spin cycle with standard detergent
- Avoid: Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach β these can degrade the waterproof barrier
- Drying: Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes maximum, or line dry in the shade away from direct sunlight
- Storage: Store folded in a cool, dry place; a breathable bag or shelf is ideal
- Lube compatibility: Safe to use with water-based and oil-based lubricants β simply wash as directed after use
Additional information:
- Size versatility: The Large (2m x 2m) covers most standard and queen-size beds, or works as a generous floor or sofa layer
- Everyday use: Discreet enough to leave out as a regular throw blanket
- Inclusive design: Useful beyond intimacy β menstrual protection, postpartum care, incontinence, pet use, or messy creative projects
- No special products needed: Standard household detergent is all that's required for cleaning
Special considerations when using the Splash Blanket:
- Heat sensitivity: Always use low heat when tumble drying and keep away from direct sunlight during line drying to protect the waterproof bonded layer
- Do not iron: High heat from ironing can damage the waterproof barrier and fabric texture
- Fabric softener warning: Fabric softener coats fibres and reduces absorbency over time β skip it entirely with this blanket
- First wash recommended: Washing before first use can help soften the fabric and ensure optimal absorbency from the start
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The first thing I noticed was the quality of the silicone. It has a silky, smooth texture that feels much more premium than many inexpensive silicone rings. The material stretches easily but immediately returns to shape, giving me confidence that it will hold up over time.
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Pros
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Cons
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β Some users may eventually discover they only use one of the three rings regularly.
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