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Splash Blanket The OG Medium
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Intimacy, massage, play, or just those evenings where things get wonderfully out of hand β the OG Splash Blanket by Splash Blanket is built to handle all of it without fuss. Thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides, it keeps your mattress, sofa, or any surface completely protected while you stay warm and comfortable throughout.
What makes it feel so good to use is the dual-texture construction: one side is smooth micro-velvet, the other is a fluffy sherpa fleece β so you can flip it depending on your mood. The absorbency is genuinely impressive; the blanket can soak up a full cup of liquid and still feel dry to the touch, thanks to a bonded layered build where the outer fabrics are stitched around a secure internal waterproof barrier. Liquid is distributed and retained evenly across the entire surface rather than pooling in one spot.
At 1.2 m Γ 2 m (47 in. Γ 78.5 in.), the medium size is long enough for full-body couples massage, deep stretching, or an extended session that drifts from one end of the bed to the other. When you're done, toss it in the washing machine β no special treatment needed.
It carries the OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certification, meaning every component has been tested for harmful substances, so it's as body-safe as it is practical.
Splash Blanket features:
- Fully waterproof: Protective barrier on both sides keeps surfaces completely dry
- Dual-texture design: Smooth micro-velvet on one side, soft sherpa fleece on the other
- Bonded layered construction: Outer fabrics stitched around a secure waterproof barrier for even liquid distribution and maximum absorbency
- High absorbency: Capable of soaking up a full cup of liquid while remaining comfortable
- OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified: Independently tested and free from harmful substances
- Machine washable: Easy care with no specialist products required
- Versatile use: Ideal for intimacy, couples play, massage, stretching, or everyday lounging
Size and material:
- Size: Medium β 1.2 m Γ 2 m (47 in. Γ 78.5 in.)
- Material: 100% Polyester (micro-velvet and sherpa fleece outer layers with internal waterproof barrier)
- Body safety: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified β tested for harmful substances and safe for skin contact
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A bedroom essential that removes hesitation and lets you be fully present. The OG is the kind of upgrade that quietly improves everything β comfort, confidence, and clean-up. Highly recommended for regular use.
Who is this blanket for?
- Couples who want mess-free intimacy: Stay relaxed and in the moment without worrying about your sheets or mattress.
- Anyone who enjoys body massage: Large enough for full-body sessions with room to move.
- People with sensitive skin: OEKO-TEX certified materials mean no nasty surprises for delicate skin.
- Those who value easy clean-up: Machine washable and quick to dry β no lengthy aftercare rituals.
- Solo players and self-care enthusiasts: Perfect for solo sessions, stretching routines, or luxurious solo lounging.
How to use the Splash Blanket?
- Lay the blanket flat on your bed, sofa, or floor β choose whichever texture side suits the moment.
- Ensure the full area you plan to use is covered to keep surfaces protected throughout.
- Use as intended for intimacy, massage, play, or relaxation.
- After use, remove the blanket and take it straight to the washing machine.
How to clean and care for the Splash Blanket?
- Machine wash: Wash with your usual detergent on a regular spin cycle.
- Avoid soaking: Do not soak the blanket before or during washing.
- No fabric softener or bleach: Both can compromise the waterproof barrier and fabric quality.
- Drying: Tumble dry on low heat for a maximum of 30 minutes, or line dry in the shade β avoid direct sunlight and high heat.
- Storage: Store dry and folded in a cool, well-ventilated space. Ensure it is fully dry before folding away to prevent any odour build-up.
Additional information:
- Gender-inclusive and orientation-inclusive: Designed for all bodies, relationships, and styles of play.
- Everyday versatility: Works equally well as a couch throw, picnic blanket, or post-workout mat β discreet enough for any setting.
- Dual-sided design: Two distinct textures mean you get two different sensory experiences from one product.
Special considerations when using the Splash Blanket:
- Heat sensitivity: Always tumble dry on low and avoid high heat settings to protect the waterproof layer.
- Flat surface recommended: For best protection, ensure the blanket lies flat without bunching, especially during active use.
- Do not iron: High direct heat from an iron can damage the internal waterproof barrier.
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After trying the Biird Riinβ’ Silicone Ring Set, I quickly understood why it has become one of the brand's most popular accessories. Instead of offering a one-size-fits-all approach, Biird includes three different ring sizes, allowing me to experiment and find the fit that feels most comfortable and effective for my body. The ultra-soft silicone feels premium from the moment you touch it, and unlike some rings I've tried in the past, these never felt overly rigid or intimidating.
What impressed me most was the balance between stretch, comfort, and support. The rings are firm enough to stay securely in place while remaining soft enough to avoid the "too tight" feeling that can make some products uncomfortable. Whether you're new to rings or have experience with them, the Riin set offers a flexible way to discover what works best for you.
The first thing I noticed was the quality of the silicone. It has a silky, smooth texture that feels much more premium than many inexpensive silicone rings. The material stretches easily but immediately returns to shape, giving me confidence that it will hold up over time.
Having three different sizes available turned out to be a bigger advantage than I expected. Rather than guessing which size to buy, I could test each option and find the level of snugness that felt best. This makes the set especially beginner-friendly, since you're not locked into a single diameter. The included velvet pouch is also a nice touch for storage and travel.
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Pros
β Three sizes included, making it easy to find the ideal fit.
β Ultra-soft, stretchy silicone feels comfortable and premium.
β Beginner-friendly design with no complicated setup.
β Body-safe silicone construction.
β Easy to clean and maintain using warm water and mild soap.
β Includes a velvet storage pouch.
β Compact, discreet, and travel-friendly.
Cons
β Finding the perfect size may require a little experimentation.
β Some users may eventually discover they only use one of the three rings regularly.
β Simplicity may not appeal to those looking for vibrating or feature-rich designs.
β Like any silicone ring, proper sizing and responsible use are important for comfort and safety.
The Biird Riinβ’ Silicone Ring Set succeeds because it focuses on the fundamentals: quality materials, excellent comfort, and sizing flexibility. The inclusion of three different diameters removes much of the guesswork that comes with buying rings, making it an excellent option for beginners while still offering enough quality to satisfy experienced users.
If you're looking for a well-made, body-safe silicone ring set that prioritizes comfort and versatility, the Riin is an easy recommendation. Simple, effective, and thoughtfully designed, it's the kind of product that earns a permanent place in the bedside drawer rather than being forgotten after a single use.
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Carmen
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Cute but before uncomfortable after a long time
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