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Splash Blanket The OG Small

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Meet The OG Splash Blanket β€” the bedroom essential that lets you play freely without... Read more

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Meet The OG Splash Blanket β€” the bedroom essential that lets you play freely without a single anxious thought about your sheets. Thick, plush, and fully waterproof on both sides, this blanket is built to handle whatever the moment brings, from intimate play to a lazy morning coffee in bed. The bonded construction layers a waterproof barrier between two premium outer fabrics, so liquid is evenly distributed and retained across the entire surface rather than pooling in one spot.

One side is wrapped in smooth micro-velvet for a sleek, skin-soft feel; flip it over and you've got fluffy sherpa fleece for cosy warmth. The layered bonding also makes the blanket feel cohesive and substantial β€” not stiff or crinkly like lesser waterproof options. It's 100% polyester and carries the OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certification, so you know exactly what's touching your skin.

Cleanup is genuinely no drama. Toss it in the washing machine on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent, then tumble dry on low for up to 30 minutes or line dry in the shade. No soaking, no special products, no stress β€” just back in rotation and ready to go again.

Splash Blanket features:

  • Waterproof both sides: Fully protective surface-to-surface, so nothing reaches your mattress, sofa, or furniture.
  • Bonded construction: Outer fabrics are stitched together with an internal waterproof barrier for a sleek, cohesive design.
  • Dual-texture: Smooth micro-velvet on one side, soft sherpa fleece on the other.
  • High absorbency: Liquid is evenly distributed and retained throughout the entire surface.
  • Machine washable: Regular cycle, regular detergent β€” easy and fast to clean.
  • OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 Certified: Tested for harmful substances so you can use it with confidence.
  • Tumble dryer safe: Low heat, up to 30 minutes, or line dry in shade.

Size and material:

  • Size: Small β€” 1.2 m Γ— 1.2 m (47 in. Γ— 47 in.)
  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Body safety: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified β€” free from harmful levels of over 100 substances.
  • Color: Emerald Green

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A quiet confidence booster for your whole sex life. The OG Splash Blanket removes the mental barrier of worrying about mess, which means you can stay fully present and enjoy every moment. Practical, premium, and genuinely liberating β€” it earns its place on every bed.

Who is this blanket for?

  • Couples who want to play freely: Stop putting a towel down and upgrade to something that actually works and looks good doing it.
  • Solo explorers: Whether you use toys, lubricants, or massage oils, this blanket keeps everything contained without interrupting your flow.
  • People who squirt or experience high arousal fluid: Designed exactly for this β€” absorbent enough to handle generous amounts without any leakthrough.
  • Massage enthusiasts: Oils and lotions stay on the blanket, not your sheets or table.
  • Anyone who values easy cleanup: If washing up after intimacy feels like a chore, this blanket genuinely changes that.

How to use the Splash Blanket?

  1. Lay the blanket flat over your bed, sofa, or any surface you want to protect β€” velvet side up for a silky feel, sherpa side up for extra warmth and softness.
  2. Smooth out any creases so the waterproof layer sits evenly beneath you.
  3. Use as normal β€” play, intimacy, massage, or just a cosy night in.
  4. After use, shake off any excess and place directly into the washing machine.
  5. Wash on a regular spin cycle with your usual detergent. Do not soak, use fabric softener, or bleach.
  6. Tumble dry on low heat for a maximum of 30 minutes, or line dry in the shade. Do not over-dry.

How to clean and care for the Splash Blanket?

  • Washing: Machine wash on a regular cycle with standard detergent.
  • Drying: Tumble dry on low for up to 30 minutes, or line dry in shade. Avoid direct sunlight and high heat.
  • Do not: Soak, bleach, or use fabric softener β€” these can damage the waterproof layer.
  • Storage: Once fully dry, fold and store in a cool, dry place. Storing while damp can affect the fabric over time.
  • Lube compatibility: Safe to use with all lubricant types β€” simply wash as directed after each use.

Additional information:

  • Versatility: Suitable for intimate play, massage, everyday couch use, or even travel.
  • Gender inclusive: Designed for all bodies, all relationship structures, and all types of play.
  • Odour resistant: Absorbent construction helps contain and manage moisture rather than letting it sit on the surface.
  • Certification: OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 β€” independently tested and certified for skin safety.

Special considerations when using the Splash Blanket:

  • Size note: The Small (47 in. Γ— 47 in.) works well for a single person or couple in a focused area. If you prefer full bed coverage, consider sizing up.
  • Drying time: The bonded construction dries faster than traditional layered blankets β€” a practical advantage if you want it ready for use the same day.
  • Heat sensitivity: Always use low heat when tumble drying to protect the waterproof membrane from damage.
  • Surface placement: Works on any flat surface β€” bed, sofa, floor, or massage table.

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