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Twisted Wares ''Bitches Get Shit Done'' Bitch Bag

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All Bitch Bags are fully vinyl lined with a gusseted bottom and zipper enclosure.

Design reads: Bitches get shit done.

Bitch Bag features:

  • Material: cotton canvas, vinyl lining
  • Gold metal zipper

Size and material:

  • 10.5” x 7.5” / 26.7 cm x 19.1 cm
  • 3.25" / 8.3 cm wide when filled

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🎒 Bedroom Backup

Solid choice, not always first pick but glad it's there.
Reliable, easy to use, and perfect as a secondary option in your toy drawer.

Who is this accessory for?

The Bitch Bag is ideal for:

  • Feminists with flair who love making a bold statement while staying organized.
  • Organizational lovers who want a catch-all pouch for makeup, toys, travel, or everyday essentials.
  • Gift givers who want a fun, functional item that gets a laugh and real use.
  • Travelers and go-bag packers who need something cheeky yet practical on the go.

How to use the Bitch Bag?

  1. Unzip and fill with your chosen items—cosmetics, pleasure products, pens, or even snacks.
  2. Zip shut securely with the gold metal zipper. The vinyl lining helps protect against spills or leaks.
  3. Slip into a backpack, tote, or suitcase for on-the-go storage with attitude.

Great positions to try:

  • By the bedside: Keep your toys, wipes, and lube in one glam spot.
  • In your tote: For makeup or must-haves that deserve a little protection and personality.
  • Bathroom-ready: Ideal for travel or storing self-care items within reach.

How to clean and care for the Bitch Bag?

  • Cleaning: Wipe down the vinyl interior with a damp cloth. Spot clean canvas exterior with mild soap and cold water.
  • Drying: Air dry. Do not machine dry.
  • Lubricant compatibility: If storing items containing lube, ensure caps are tightly sealed to avoid spills. Vinyl lining is easy to wipe clean if needed.
  • Storage: Store in a dry place to keep canvas crisp and zipper shining. Avoid long-term direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Accessory practical use info:

  • Versatility: Organizes makeup, sex toys, skincare, chargers, or secret snacks.
  • Protection: Vinyl lining resists moisture and keeps contents safe from spills.
  • Travel-friendly: Flat design makes it easy to slip into carry-ons or totes.

Additional information:

  • Gift-ready: Makes a sassy and useful present.
  • Great for toy storage: Lining protects against lube residue and pack-in damage.
  • Separation station: Keep “fun” items discreetly sorted from your skincare or cosmetics.

Special considerations when using Bitch Bag:

  • Weight limit: While durable, it’s not meant to carry heavy or sharp objects.
  • Spill containment: Vinyl lining helps, but double-check toy caps and lube lids before tossing in.
  • Odor control: Use a small sachet or dryer sheet inside if you plan to store toys long term.
  • Zipper care: Avoid forcing the zipper over overstuffed contents to extend its lifespan.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

Discreet box


Discreet label

Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.

3-Day Expedited Shipping: $15.91 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 3 business days after processing and shipping.

2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.

Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

You can reach out to our email address: support@thesexshed.com or hello@thesexshed.com.

You can also reach out through the chat option in the Shop app or via any of our social media accounts (might take more time to respond).

You can also ask a product-related question using the form below.

We will respond as soon as we can.

While we are a relatively new store (since 2022), there aren’t LOADS of reviews (we didn’t pay some guy named "Bob" to leave us fake five-star reviews).

But hey, you can check out all the real ones right here — and peek at our Trustpilot page too.

Questions? Hit us up — we don't bite (unless you ask nicely).

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