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The BJ Machine - VeDO Hummer 2.0

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This hands-free, sucking, stroking, BJ machine has a top speed of 180 RPMs and 180... Read more

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This hands-free, sucking, stroking, BJ machine has a top speed of 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minute.

This plug-and-play toy is designed to give the user the feeling of oral satisfaction.

With a variety of speeds and levels, the user can customize what feels good just for them.

The soft sleeve glows in the dark for those who need some illumination and an integrated pleasure ring adds to the fun.

This toy is hands-free allowing the user to simply enjoy with remote control.

    Remember: This material should be approached with caution. While elastomers are a non-toxic material, it is porous enough to harbor bacteria. The material will begin to break down over a few months time period (6-8 months). When it happens, it would be best you replace the toy. Sex toys made from these materials should be examined before every use for tears, spots, and odor and properly cleaned before use, and properly cleaned and dried after each use.

    BJ Machine features:

    • Materials: Internal sleeve: elastomer, exterior: ABS, PC
    • Suction toy
    • 6 suction levels
    • 8 suction modes
    • Can be controlled via remote
    • It can be used hands-free after initial placement
    • Plug-in powered

    Size and material:

    • Main body: 7.3" x 4.8" x 10.9" / 18.5 cm x 12.2 cm x 27.7 cm
    • Sleeve: 2.6" x 8" x 3.3" / 6.6 cm x 20.3 cm x 8.4 cm

    🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

    This Toy: ♻️ Rotation Regular
    Makes a frequent appearance—your go-to for solo or partnered fun. Performs well, consistently satisfying, and fits many moods.

    Who is this suction toy for?

    The BJ Machine is an excellent choice for:

    • Busy solo players who want a hands-free experience that maximizes pleasure with minimal effort.
    • People exploring sensation play and looking to mimic the feeling of oral stimulation.
    • Folks with mobility or grip limitations who may benefit from a toy that stays in place and is remote-controlled.
    • Individuals working on stamina and control, especially those exploring ways to manage premature ejaculation through steady, consistent stimulation.

    How to use the BJ Machine?

    1. Setup: Place the unit on a flat, stable surface near an outlet, and plug it in.
    2. Apply lube: Use a generous amount of water-based lubricant on the sleeve opening and your body to prevent friction.
    3. Placement: Gently insert yourself into the sleeve and align for comfort—you may need to support or brace the unit at first.
    4. Remote activation: Use the included remote control to explore different suction speeds and modes until you find what works best.

    Great positions to try:

    • Missionary: Lie on your back for a stable, hands-free session.
    • Edge of the bed: Position the machine on a stool or box in front of you while seated or standing for better thrust accessibility.
    • Spooning: Recline on your side while a partner assists with placement or operates the remote.

    How to clean and care for the BJ Machine?

    • Cleaning: After unplugging, remove the elastomer sleeve and wash it with warm water and unscented mild soap or toy cleaner before and after use.
    • Drying: Pat the sleeve and main unit with a lint-free cloth and allow everything to air dry completely.
    • Lubricant compatibility: Use only water-based lubricants—silicone or oil-based options may degrade the elastomer material.
    • Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep separate from silicone or jelly toys to prevent material reactions.

    Suction toy practical use info:

    • This toy is meant to be used alone or with a partner
    • It can be used externally

    Additional information:

    This toy might be suitable for folks who experience decreased sensation because its internal design, contours and bumps add to the sensation.

    Also, it might be suitable for folks who experience premature ejaculation because it can help them get to know their body more and prolong their time by practicing.

    Note that PE has many different factors and masturbators might not solve the problem, but might help it and are definitely worth a try.

    If you’re not able to hold or stroke it, you can still prop it between household items allowing you to thrust. (or get a toy that is mountable).

    Special considerations when using BJ Machine:

    • Needs active grasp and hand/arm mobility to use
    • Needs reach to access genitals to put on/off and use
    • Needs to be thoroughly cleaned after use which requires hand/arm mobility
    • Needs mobility and strength in hands to use buttons
    • May need assistance to plug the charger in
    • May need assistance setting up the machine

    User experience tips:

    • Warm the sleeve with warm water beforehand for a more lifelike and welcoming feel.
    • Trim pubic hair to avoid tugging or catching during thrusting or removal.
    • Start with lower suction levels to get used to the sensations, especially if it’s your first time using a suction toy.
    • Stabilize the toy using household objects like cushions or yoga blocks if you want more control or need support.
    • Avoid over-lubrication—too much can cause slippage and reduce the toy’s grip. Test different amounts based on your body and feel.
    • Practice solo before using with a partner so you're familiar with the remote settings and feel of the toy.

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