Wood Rocket Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book

Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book is a hilarious new adult coloring book, showing just what it means to be an adult.

24 pages featuring 24 original illustrations featuring adult tasks, like going to therapy and doing laundry, to flossing, vacuuming, and drinking Merlot.

Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book features:

• 24 original, irreverent illustrations
• Single-sided pages to prevent bleed-through
• Crisp, high-quality paper for markers, pens, or colored pencils
• Perfect for stress relief, gag gifts, or wine-fueled evenings of creativity

Size and material:

• Dimensions: 8.5 x 11 inches
• Page count: 24 pages
• Paper: Medium-weight, suitable for most coloring tools
• Cover: Softcover with matte finish

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Who is this coloring book for?

Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book is ideal for:

• Stressed-out grownups who need a break and a reminder to laugh at life's chaos.
• Friends with sharp humor—makes for a hilarious birthday, holiday, or housewarming gift.
• Creative souls who enjoy coloring but want something sassier than mandalas and flowers.
• Therapy-goers and late-bloomers embracing maturity (or mocking it) with a glass of red in hand.

How to use the Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book?

1. Choose your tools: Markers, gel pens, or colored pencils all work. Use sheet protectors if needed.
2. Pick a page that matches your vibe—whether it’s “made a budget” or “cried in public.”
3. Color your truth: Go traditional or wild with color; all adult achievements deserve flair.
4. Unwind: Put on your favorite playlist or podcast, pour a drink, and color out your stress.

Great positions to try:

• Couch slouching: Ideal for chill vibes and multitasking with Netflix in the background.
• Kitchen counter lean: Perfect for casual coloring mid-snack.
• Bathtub-side balance: Light candles, get bubbles going—careful with pages near water!

How to clean and care for the Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book?

• Cleaning: Keep hands lotion-free and dry while coloring to prevent smudges or stains.
• Drying: If using markers, give each page a moment to dry fully before closing the book.
• Storage: Store flat and out of humid environments to keep pages crisp and curl-free.
• Tool compatibility: Works best with colored pencils and fine-tip markers to prevent bleed-through.

Coloring book practical use info:

• Portability: Easy to bring along on road trips, flights, or hide under your desk at work.
• Creativity boost: Offers a humorous twist that encourages playful, expressive coloring.
• Relaxation benefits: Coloring reduces stress, improves focus, and gives your brain a screen break.

Additional information:

• Giftable: Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, and stocking stuffers.
• Non-intimidating: Coloring skill not required—just your best attempt and sense of humor.
• LGBTQ+ inclusive: Many illustrations are experience-based and relatable across identities.

Special considerations when using Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book:

• Vision needs: Bold illustrations make it easy for users with varying vision levels to color comfortably.
• Hand mobility requirements: Flat lay design for ease of coloring without wrist strain.
• Discretion: Some pages include adult humor—may not be workplace-safe or family-friendly.
• Page protection: For marker users, place an extra sheet of paper behind the page to prevent bleed-through.