Wood Rocket Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever
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In StockIn StockOut of stockThe Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever is a festive adult coloring book with with erotically... Read more
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The Dirtiest Christmas Coloring Book Ever is a festive adult coloring book with with erotically jolly graphics and many creative positions
Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.
We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.
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While we are a relatively new store (since 2022), there aren’t LOADS of reviews (we didn’t pay some guy named "Bob" to leave us fake five-star reviews).
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J.H.
Quality toy, hours of enjoy ahead!
My partner desired a feminine dildo for our journey into pegging and Dildolls Glitzy by Love to Love was up for the challenge! Her eyes lit up upon seeing this glittery silicone dildo, she could not wait to use it with her harness. In person the dildo has a much more pronounced glittery shimmer then the website pictures show but it was the exact feminine style my partner was looking for.
The six inch length and slight curve were just perfect for her to stay in me and hit the right spots. We are very pleased and highly recommend this dildo.
G.
Cute but
Cute but before uncomfortable after a long time
Guillermo
It is great & has a little weight on it she absolutely loves it & i love it in her especially the little rose sticking out lol
Seattleguy
Nice and rumbly, but not really for beginners
This is a really nice vibrating plug. It’s really rumbly and you feel it in your whole ass. That’s good. The initial stretch to get it in is a bit of a challenge for newbies. It’s 1.3 inches, which can take a while to get comfortable with. However, with patience and a whole lot of lube, this thing will give you some nice vibes. The variations are interesting, but I’m more favorable to the constant vibrations at the highest setting. it just rocked my p-spot nicely.
J.S.
Smiling now
Wow! This product works really well, and almost took my head off with my explosion. Fast (if that's your thing) or slow, your choice.
Anonymous
Wonderful!
Beautifully crafted and arrived very quickly to another country! I also got a freebie, thank you so much!
Anonymous
super sensual
Amazing product- fit well & good quality. Great to increase partner pleasure when added to ties and blindfold.
Customer
Simple and fun
I find it really fun and pleasurable to use. The price is also great.
T.H.
Best set of rings I've ever owned. Buy them now!
This set of rings was perfect. Very stretchy and comfortable and did not bind to my skin or hurt in any way. I put the bigger one around my balls in the smaller one around base of my shaft and they both felt great. even the packaging was beautiful. The Box and the Velvet pouch with drawstring was the same quality as you would get from purchasing jewelry from Tiffany's. These would make a super classy gift to someone because of the packaging. The other set of three
(Je Joue Silicone Cock Ring - Ring Trio) I bought were the complete opposite. Packaged like a cheap toy from China and almost no stretch ability at all. They were extremely painful to put on the and they bit into the skin of my ball sack in the base of my dick and this was in my jacuzzi with even the benefit of warm water. Within a couple minutes my balls and dick were turning purple and it hurt like hell removing them. I was hoping the sex shed would let me exchange them for the Biird Riin 3-Piece Cock Ring Set which is the best set I've ever owned but they were wrapped around my dick in my nuts so I wouldn't blame them if they did not accept returns for cock rings and they were only 12 bucks anyway.
Todd Mullin
Best Manual Toy I've Tried!
I've bought the #4 Pixel and #5 Beads, and the texture of both is awesome! If I had to choose, I'd say the Pixel is my favorite as it had a better initial feeling. Beads took a while to build up the sensations, but after a while, it definitely did the job!
I'm on the smaller side of average length and slightly on the thicker end of average. Had no issues getting enough friction or with length. Felt really good when I got passed the textured portion of the sleeve and stretched the end.
Clean up is easy, and the included case for drip drying is a fantastic, well thought out feature!
Looking forward to trying the other textures once I wear these two out!
