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Wood Rocket Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever

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The world's dirtiest coloring book contains equal amounts of both naked women and men. It is a perfect gift for nearly every occasion, from Valentine's Day to bachelorette parties.

The World's Dirtiest Coloring Book features:

  • 40 hilariously raunchy illustrations featuring all genders
  • Includes fantasy scenes, cheeky captions, and unique designs
  • Spiral-bound for easy flipping and coloring
  • Perfect for adult parties, gag gifts, or self-care nights
  • Printed on thick, single-sided pages to prevent bleed-through

Size and material:

  • Dimensions: 8.5 in x 11 in (standard letter coloring book size)
  • Paper: High-quality, single-sided 70–80 lb paperstock
  • Cover: Soft matte paperback cover
  • Page count: Approximately 40 pages

🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating

This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied
Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this adult coloring book for?

The World's Dirtiest Coloring Book is ideal for:

  • Party planners who need a cheeky, ice-breaking activity for bachelorettes, birthdays, or holiday gatherings.
  • Adult humor lovers looking for a laugh-out-loud way to pass time and unleash creativity.
  • Couples and friends wanting a light-hearted, low-pressure way to spark sexy conversations and giggles.
  • Folks exploring non-traditional erotic fun who appreciate inclusive, body-positive adult content.

How to use the World's Dirtiest Coloring Book?

  1. Choose your tools: Grab colored pencils, markers, or gel pens—just avoid heavy watercolor or paint to prevent bleed-through.
  2. Pick a page: Flip through and choose an illustration that makes you giggle, blush, or gasp.
  3. Start coloring: Go wild or stay inside the lines—it’s all about enjoying yourself.
  4. Share or keep private: Show off your masterpiece to friends or keep it as your naughty little secret.

Great positions to try:

  • Seated on the bed: Get cozy with a lap desk and color in comfort.
  • At a party table: Turn this into a hilarious group activity with drinks and friends.
  • On the toilet throne: Why not make potty time oddly productive and extra cheeky?

How to clean and care for the World's Dirtiest Coloring Book?

  • Cleaning: Spot clean gently if needed—avoid water or liquids to protect paper.
  • Handling: Keep hands clean when coloring to avoid smudges or stains.
  • Storage: Store flat in a dry area away from heavy objects or moisture. A drawer, shelf, or coloring caddy works well.
  • Tool compatibility: Use dry tools like pencils and gel pens to enhance longevity of the artwork.

Adult coloring book practical use info:

  • Versatility: Makes a fun solo activity or hilarious party game for open-minded groups.
  • Stimulation: Creative, relaxing, and might even spark flirtation or fantasy exploration.
  • Accessibility: All it takes is a coloring utensil and a sense of humor—no toy operation required.

Additional information:

  • Stress relief: Coloring provides a surprisingly calming, meditative effect—especially with silly adult content.
  • Conversation starter: Great for breaking the ice with new partners or friends in suggestive but light-hearted ways.
  • Feel-good boost: Laughter + creativity? Perfect combo after a long week.

Special considerations when using World's Dirtiest Coloring Book:

  • Mobility requirements: Designed for low-effort fun—great for folks with limited mobility as it’s hands-only and stationary.
  • Dexterity: Best enjoyed by those who can hold and maneuver pencils or coloring tools comfortably.
  • Privacy: Some illustrations are NSFW—be mindful where you flip it open!
  • Gifting: Not everyone expects nudity in a coloring book—perfect for bold, open-minded friends with a naughty streak.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.

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2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.

Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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