Wood Rocket Porn Parody Coloring Book
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The Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book with 24 pages featuring original illustrations of some of Wood Rocket's most popular porn parodies.
The Porn Parody Coloring Book features:
- 24 pages of high-quality black-and-white art
- Includes illustrations parodying adult favorites like “Game of Bones,” “SpongeKnob,” and “Fap to the Future”
- Perfect for coloring with crayons, markers, or colored pencils
- Humorous adult content suitable for fans of sex-positive pop culture
- Printed on thick paper to prevent bleed-through
Size and material:
- Dimensions: 8.5 in x 11 in (standard letter size)
- Page count: 24 high-contrast single-sided pages
- Cover: Glossy softcover
- Material: Thick, white coloring-grade paper
🔥 Pleasure Scale™ Rating
This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied
Fun to try, might not be your forever fave. Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.
Who is this coloring book for?
The Porn Parody Coloring Book is ideal for:
- Sex-positive adults who enjoy humor and want a playful approach to erotic art.
- Pop culture fans looking for a cheeky, NSFW twist on their favorite shows and movies.
- Amazing gift-givers who want to surprise friends with a funny, adult-themed present.
- People exploring non-sexual intimacy or solo mindfulness through adult creative expression.
How to use the Porn Parody Coloring Book?
- Pick your coloring tools: Crayons, fine-point markers, or colored pencils all work great with these pages.
- Select a page and get comfy: Light a candle, grab a drink, and treat this as self-care time or a couple’s creative moment.
- Color inside (or outside) the lines: There are no rules—just have fun bringing your favorite porn parodies to life.
- Frame or gift your faves: Tear-free edges make some pages perfect for pin-ups, keepsakes, or even sexy gag gifts.
Great positions to try:
- Face-down on a pillow with colored pencils in hand: Relax your shoulders, color, and let yourself giggle.
- Cross-legged on the couch with a partner: Take turns coloring pages or suggest which characters to bring to (naughty) life.
- Lying in bed solo: Add relaxing music and let your creative side explore something cheeky and unique.
How to clean and care for the Porn Parody Coloring Book?
- Cleaning: If pages get messy, gently wipe with a dry cloth. Avoid liquids to protect paper quality.
- Lubricant compatibility: Not applicable—just don’t mix up your art supplies and your playtime supplies.
- Storage: Keep in a dry, cool place to avoid warping or yellowing. Avoid humid environments like bathrooms.
Coloring book practical use info:
- Versatility: Great as a solo relaxation tool or a cheeky couples’ activity.
- Stimulation: Provides a lighthearted, arousing experience through visual humor—not a physical toy, but a mental turn-on.
- Accessibility: No physical strain required—great for users with mobility issues who still want to engage in adult-positive fun.
Additional information:
- Decreased sensation: Ideal for individuals looking to shift focus from physical toys to playful, erotic imagination.
- Vaginal dryness: Not applicable, though pairing this book with sensual play can create arousal in a low-pressure way.
- Painful penetration: A great companion or warm-up tool before any physical touch—helps relax and connect a couple emotionally.
Special considerations when using Porn Parody Coloring Book:
- Mobility requirements: None—can be enjoyed from any seated or reclined position.
- Dexterity: Recommended for users who can grip and manipulate coloring tools.
- Reach: No special reach or movement required—just flip the page and go wild with color.
- Charging: No batteries or charging needed—totally analog (and proudly so).
Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.
We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.
Standard Shipping: Your products will arrive within 4 to 6 days after processing and shipping.
3-Day Expedited Shipping: $15.91 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 3 business days after processing and shipping.
2-Day Expedited Shipping: $29.65 flat rate. Your products will arrive within 1 to 2 business days after processing and shipping.
Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.
🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.
Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.
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J.H.
Quality toy, hours of enjoy ahead!
My partner desired a feminine dildo for our journey into pegging and Dildolls Glitzy by Love to Love was up for the challenge! Her eyes lit up upon seeing this glittery silicone dildo, she could not wait to use it with her harness. In person the dildo has a much more pronounced glittery shimmer then the website pictures show but it was the exact feminine style my partner was looking for.
The six inch length and slight curve were just perfect for her to stay in me and hit the right spots. We are very pleased and highly recommend this dildo.
G.
Cute but
Cute but before uncomfortable after a long time
Mia
Super gentle
Super gentle, no burning or irritation. Natural ingredients are a huge win for me since my skin reacts to almost everything
Guillermo
It is great & has a little weight on it she absolutely loves it & i love it in her especially the little rose sticking out lol
Seattleguy
Nice and rumbly, but not really for beginners
This is a really nice vibrating plug. It’s really rumbly and you feel it in your whole ass. That’s good. The initial stretch to get it in is a bit of a challenge for newbies. It’s 1.3 inches, which can take a while to get comfortable with. However, with patience and a whole lot of lube, this thing will give you some nice vibes. The variations are interesting, but I’m more favorable to the constant vibrations at the highest setting. it just rocked my p-spot nicely.
J.S.
Smiling now
Wow! This product works really well, and almost took my head off with my explosion. Fast (if that's your thing) or slow, your choice.
Anonymous
Wonderful!
Beautifully crafted and arrived very quickly to another country! I also got a freebie, thank you so much!
Anonymous
super sensual
Amazing product- fit well & good quality. Great to increase partner pleasure when added to ties and blindfold.
Customer
Simple and fun
I find it really fun and pleasurable to use. The price is also great.
T.H.
Best set of rings I've ever owned. Buy them now!
This set of rings was perfect. Very stretchy and comfortable and did not bind to my skin or hurt in any way. I put the bigger one around my balls in the smaller one around base of my shaft and they both felt great. even the packaging was beautiful. The Box and the Velvet pouch with drawstring was the same quality as you would get from purchasing jewelry from Tiffany's. These would make a super classy gift to someone because of the packaging. The other set of three
(Je Joue Silicone Cock Ring - Ring Trio) I bought were the complete opposite. Packaged like a cheap toy from China and almost no stretch ability at all. They were extremely painful to put on the and they bit into the skin of my ball sack in the base of my dick and this was in my jacuzzi with even the benefit of warm water. Within a couple minutes my balls and dick were turning purple and it hurt like hell removing them. I was hoping the sex shed would let me exchange them for the Biird Riin 3-Piece Cock Ring Set which is the best set I've ever owned but they were wrapped around my dick in my nuts so I wouldn't blame them if they did not accept returns for cock rings and they were only 12 bucks anyway.
