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Wood Rocket Raunchiest Coloring Book

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The Raunchiest Coloring Book contains pages showing many different ways to get down and dirty, from Butt Stuff to BBWs to the Mile-High Club, there’s something for everyone.

The Raunchiest Coloring Book features:

  • Over 30 hilariously explicit illustrations for adults
  • Theme variety includes group sex, kink, threesomes, and more
  • Perfect gag gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or just because
  • Printed on single-sided pages to prevent marker bleed-through
  • Ideal for use with colored pencils, crayons, markers, or gel pens
  • Standard paperback size: 8.5 x 11 inches
  • Professionally bound with a soft matte cover

Size and material:

  • Dimensions: 8.5 x 11 in / 21.59 x 27.94 cm
  • Page count: Approx. 30–35 illustrations
  • Cover: Soft matte paperback
  • Paper: White, single-sided pages

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This Toy: 🧪 Curiosity Satisfied



Fun to try, might not be your forever fave. Great for experimentation or first-timers dipping their toes in.

Who is this coloring book for?

The Raunchiest Coloring Book is ideal for:

  • Adults with a cheeky sense of humor looking for a lighthearted take on erotic art.
  • Couples and friends wanting to spark laughter and conversation—or take turns coloring their fantasies.
  • Party planners who need an outrageous icebreaker or gag gift for bachelor/bachelorette events.
  • Creative minds who love NSFW art and want to add their own colorful twist.

How to use The Raunchiest Coloring Book?

  1. Grab your favorite tools: Colored pencils, markers, or crayons work great. Fineliners bring out the details.
  2. Choose a page that tickles your fancy—ranging from flirty to full-blown filthy.
  3. Color solo for a giggle—and maybe a little blush—or make it a group activity with wine and friends.
  4. Frame your favorite artwork (or hide it from roommates).

Great positions to try:

  • Lap lounging: Perfect for cozying up with focus and flair.
  • Kitchen table kink: Easy cleanup, good lighting, great commentary.
  • Backseat boldness: Color on-the-go while imagining your own Mile-High adventure.

How to clean and care for The Raunchiest Coloring Book?

  • Cleaning: Gently wipe cover with a dry or slightly damp cloth if needed. Keep dry at all times.
  • Ink safety: Avoid using heavy markers that might bleed through unless placing a page protector underneath.
  • Storage: Store flat in a dry place, away from moisture or extreme temperatures to prevent warping or fading.
  • Handling: If gifting, consider wrapping in tissue paper or bubble wrap for protection and surprise effect.

Coloring book practical use info:

  • Versatility: Great as solo entertainment or group humor fuel.
  • Stimulation: While non-physical, it can subtly spark erotic creativity, playfulness, or kink conversations with a partner.
  • Accessibility: No power cords or dexterity tricks needed—just your imagination and some colored pencils.

Additional information:

  • Discussion starter: Opens up space for playful sexual conversation or fantasy swapping in a low-pressure way.
  • Stress relief: Coloring has therapeutic benefits—even when it’s hilariously raunchy.
  • Sensory fun: Choose scented markers or textured media for creative foreplay.

Special considerations when using The Raunchiest Coloring Book:

  • Environment: Not safe for work or family brunch—use wisely where adult content is welcome.
  • Privacy: If you're shy, keep finished art tucked away—or proudly framed as a statement piece.
  • Ink bleed: Pages are single-sided, but it’s still wise to use a buffer sheet underneath.
  • Gag factor: Humor is subjective—don’t give to someone who won’t appreciate a dildo-wielding unicorn.

Yes! All our packages are shipped discreetly to ensure your privacy. We ship in plain boxes with generic packaging labels.

We ship and bill as ''Rumor Lab'' - without any visible logos or stickers.

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Free Shipping: Spend $89 or more to qualify. Your order will arrive in 4 to 6 days after processing.

🇨🇦 We offer identical shipping options for Canada, with prices automatically converted to Canadian dollars at checkout.

Digital products: Digital products should arrive instantly, however, we do check all orders and re-send them in 1-2 days if the system malfunctioned.

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