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The Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book is an Adult Coloring Book that is a sexy spoof of The Golden Girls. 

The Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book features:

• 32 hilariously erotic illustrations featuring golden-aged vixens
• A cheeky spoof inspired by the beloved Golden Girls sitcom
• Thick, high-quality paper suitable for colored pencils, markers, or crayons
• Single-sided printing to prevent bleed-through and allow easy removal for framing or gifting
• 8.5 x 11 inches—standard size and easy to manage
• Perfect novelty gift for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or adult humor fans

Size and material:

• Dimensions: 8.5 in x 11 in / 216 mm x 279 mm
• Page count: 72 pages (32 illustrations + extras)
• Material: Printed on thick white paper with soft-touch paperback cover

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Who is this adult coloring book for?

The Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book is ideal for:

• Lovers of erotic humor who enjoy playful, irreverent takes on classic pop culture.
• Bachelorette party planners looking for a hilarious, cheeky group activity.
• Fans of parody art who appreciate bold, satirical interpretations of familiar TV icons.
• Adult coloring enthusiasts who want to spice up their coloring sessions with a side of naughty nostalgia.

How to use the Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book?

1. Grab your favorite coloring supplies—colored pencils work best for detail, but markers and crayons are welcome too.
2. Choose a page that sparks your mood—there’s a wide range of scenarios from cheeky to hilariously explicit.
3. Color freely, embracing the bold lines, retro vibes, and exaggerated poses for maximum hilarity and personal flair.
4. Tear out your masterpiece (thanks to single-sided printing) and show off, gift, or proudly pin it to your wall.

Great positions to try:

• On the couch with a glass of wine: A cozy setting for carefree coloring and gut-busting laughter.
• At a bachelorette bash: Gather with friends and assign pages for a naughty coloring contest.
• Solo pleasure break: Decompress after a long day by coloring between the lines of a retired yet rambunctious golden gal.

How to clean and care for the Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book?

• Cleaning: Gently wipe the cover with a dry or lightly damp cloth if needed—avoid harsh cleaners or soaking.
• Usage tips: Use a slip sheet under your active page to prevent bleed-through, especially with markers.
• Storage: Store flat or upright in a dry, cool place to avoid curling or fading.
• Avoid sunlight: Keep out of prolonged direct sunlight to prevent color and ink fading over time.

Adult coloring book practical use info:

• Accessibility: No batteries, no apps—just pure, unplugged fun.
• Portability: Packs easily into a tote or backpack for travel laughs or sneaky office desk breaks.
• Group-friendly: Ideal for party settings, casual get-togethers, or cheeky gifts for friends with a bawdy sense of humor.

Additional information:

• Stress relief: Coloring has therapeutic benefits by promoting focus and relaxation—even when the subject matter is naughty.
• Conversation starter: This book invites hilarious, nostalgic, and spicy discussion—instant ice-breaker for adult gatherings.
• Gifting recommendation: Pairs perfectly with a set of colored pencils or a bottle of wine for a complete naughty night-in kit.

Special considerations when using Golden Gilfs Porn Parody Coloring Book:

• Sensitivity to parody: This book leans into satire and sexuality—best enjoyed by those with a strong sense of humor and a love for absurdity.
• Age appropriateness: Strictly for adult audiences—keep out of reach of anyone under 18.
• Page removal: If planning to display or gift pages, consider trimming the edge for a cleaner presentation.
• Use in shared spaces: Great for private fun—maybe not for your living room coffee table (unless you’re bold).