You asked:

I’ve gone through a handful of sucking vibrators and none of them are cutting it. The vibrations are weak, the suction is barely there, and the battery dies before I even get close to cumming. I just want one amazing vibrator that actually sucks hard and gives a mind-blowing orgasm. Any suggestions?

Grace:

You’ve tried a few already, but all of them dying before you can cum isn’t normal — and that’s not on you, it’s the toys. I’m guessing they were pretty cheap? In that case it really is a “you get what you pay for” situation.

If you want the best, it’s the Womanizer Premium 2. That’s basically an objective statement — it has the widest range of speeds and the highest intensity on the market right now. And subjectively, it’s also my personal favourite. It’s definitely on the pricier side, but it’s worth it, especially if you’re tired of blowing money on multiple cheap toys that don’t do the job and won’t last.