Happy as Fuck Coloring Book
$16.99
In StockIn StockOut of stockColor into a better f*cking mood! When life gets you down, color in some cheerful... Read more
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Color into a better f*cking mood!
When life gets you down, color in some cheerful sh*t and glow the f*ck up! Peterson's Happy as F*ck is here to brighten your day with the kind of joyfully profane affirmations that would make most self-help gurus blush.
To maximize their effect on your suckiest moods, each inspirational saying is paired with delightfully quirky art so you can color yourself into a happy place. Take a deep breath, exhale the drama, and lighten the hell up with Happy as F*ck!
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Cute but before uncomfortable after a long time
Wow! This product works really well, and almost took my head off with my explosion. Fast (if that's your thing) or slow, your choice.
Beautifully crafted and arrived very quickly to another country! I also got a freebie, thank you so much!
Amazing product- fit well & good quality. Great to increase partner pleasure when added to ties and blindfold.
I find it really fun and pleasurable to use. The price is also great.
This set of rings was perfect. Very stretchy and comfortable and did not bind to my skin or hurt in any way. I put the bigger one around my balls in the smaller one around base of my shaft and they both felt great. even the packaging was beautiful. The Box and the Velvet pouch with drawstring was the same quality as you would get from purchasing jewelry from Tiffany's. These would make a super classy gift to someone because of the packaging. The other set of three
(Je Joue Silicone Cock Ring - Ring Trio) I bought were the complete opposite. Packaged like a cheap toy from China and almost no stretch ability at all. They were extremely painful to put on the and they bit into the skin of my ball sack in the base of my dick and this was in my jacuzzi with even the benefit of warm water. Within a couple minutes my balls and dick were turning purple and it hurt like hell removing them. I was hoping the sex shed would let me exchange them for the Biird Riin 3-Piece Cock Ring Set which is the best set I've ever owned but they were wrapped around my dick in my nuts so I wouldn't blame them if they did not accept returns for cock rings and they were only 12 bucks anyway.
I've bought the #4 Pixel and #5 Beads, and the texture of both is awesome! If I had to choose, I'd say the Pixel is my favorite as it had a better initial feeling. Beads took a while to build up the sensations, but after a while, it definitely did the job!
I'm on the smaller side of average length and slightly on the thicker end of average. Had no issues getting enough friction or with length. Felt really good when I got passed the textured portion of the sleeve and stretched the end.
Clean up is easy, and the included case for drip drying is a fantastic, well thought out feature!
Looking forward to trying the other textures once I wear these two out!
This a great beginner friendly toy. The silicone is smooth and soft, not sticky, but firm. The tapered shaped was great for anal warm-up. Good length and the ridge texture is nice touch.
Tenga Spinner is imo the best manual stroker due to its spinning mechanism and price
Very clever idea, making the toy spin around the penis.
