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Here's what you need to know about how we ship our packages!
The standard, flat rate for shipping is $8, and you will get your products in 4 to 6 days.
The expedited rate for shipping is $35, and you will get your products in 1 to 3 days.
If you spend $89 or more, you’ll qualify for free shipping. You’ll get your order in 4 to 6 days.
Other info
We are not always sending packages from the same warehouse, since the shipping prices and times are highly variable. We calculate what’s the best at the given moment.
It’s also possible that we send your packages from two different warehouses, depending on availability, location, delivery time, and several other factors.
We ship Monday - Friday.
Orders generally ship within 1 to 2 business days. Delays sometimes happen.
You will receive an e-mail with tracking once the order has shipped.
You will receive a tracking code once your shipment has been shipped.
Shipping is discreet and does not have The Sex Shed or any other information visible on the packaging.Important
Please confirm your shipping address before you check out. We are not liable for product shipping once it has left our facilities.
We cannot help you if...
- If you are no longer at the address when the package arrives,
- if you are not there to receive it at your home or elsewhere,
- if you do not claim it in time from a shipping facility.
Products returned to us from failure to claim or bad addresses will be returned into inventory automatically. You will be charged for shipping plus a 20% restocking fee with a minimum of $10.
The rest will be returned to you as a credit you can use in store. If you would like the product, you will have to place an order again. We cannot offer you free shipping on the returned product if the order is under $99.
You must be 18 to order from The Sex Shed. By using our site, you're confiming you're of age.
In case of any questions, please reach out to us at the support email address listed below.