Read carefully:
- This is a premade toy!
- Some of the donuts in the drop have slight imperfections (bubbles that popped & closed on the bottom surface of the donut) that do not cause issues with using them. Also, some of the trimmings are not to our liking. Please check the product photos.
- Allow up to 4 days for shipping.
Story:
Malcolm and Oola, the inhabitants of a planet in distant space, decided to make ''It sure ain't donut'' grinders and send them to Earth in an effort to stop humans from searching for them.
Because as they say: ''Satisfied human is a distracted human.''
The production code name for the donut grinder is: ''Handheld multi-surface revolving grinder sex toy.''
It features 4 areas of texture: sprinkles on top and on the side we have dots, waves, and lines - separated into 3 zones.
How to use a donut grinder?
- Lube up!!!
- Hold it in your palm and rub the icing/sprinkles on yourself.
- Stick 1 or 2 fingers through the hole and rub the sides on yourself, using the thumb to rotate through the textures.
- Stick a dildo through the hole and get a handle or stick a vibrator through the hole to get handle + vibrations.
Design:
This toy was designed by a beautiful human named Frost - find them on Twitter: @maybealynx.
Imperfections:
This is not a mass-produced toy which means it might have small visual imperfections, such as uneven and rough trimming due to the soft nature of the silicone we are using to make it.
Also, no two toys appear exactly the same and every one is unique! Pictures are only examples. We make our toys to order and there might be slight differences.
Colors available:
There are 9 different pours available, and you can see them in product photos.
- Homer's Donut costs a bit more because it is a rare object.
- Frost's Galaxy does too since the way we pour it takes us more time than the rest options.
Material:
Smooth-on silicone is the best silicone for sex toys, it’s platinum cure silicone, non-porous and hypoallergenic, and super easy to clean.
Micah powder, sustainably produced, is used to color the toys.
We are making donut grinders in soft and squishable Ecoflex 00 50 silicone.
Measurements:
- Height: 1.41 inches - 3.6 cm
- Width: 3.7 inches - 9.4 cm
- Inner hole width: 1.2 inches - 3 cm
Shipping information:
Shipping is discreet with the name The Rumor Lab written on the box.
Here's what you need to know about how we ship our packages!
The standard, flat rate for shipping is $8, and you will get your products in 4 to 6 days.
The expedited rate for shipping is $35, and you will get your products in 1 to 3 days.
If you spend $89 or more, you’ll qualify for free shipping. You’ll get your order in 4 to 6 days.
Other info
We are not always sending packages from the same warehouse, since the shipping prices and times are highly variable. We calculate what’s the best at the given moment.
It’s also possible that we send your packages from two different warehouses, depending on availability, location, delivery time, and several other factors.
We ship Monday - Friday.
Orders generally ship within 1 to 2 business days. Delays sometimes happen.
You will receive an e-mail with tracking once the order has shipped.
You will receive a tracking code once your shipment has been shipped.
Shipping is discreet and does not have The Sex Shed or any other information visible on the packaging.Important
Please confirm your shipping address before you check out. We are not liable for product shipping once it has left our facilities.
We cannot help you if...
- If you are no longer at the address when the package arrives,
- if you are not there to receive it at your home or elsewhere,
- if you do not claim it in time from a shipping facility.
Products returned to us from failure to claim or bad addresses will be returned into inventory automatically. You will be charged for shipping plus a 20% restocking fee with a minimum of $10.
The rest will be returned to you as a credit you can use in store. If you would like the product, you will have to place an order again. We cannot offer you free shipping on the returned product if the order is under $99.
You must be 18 to order from The Sex Shed. By using our site, you're confiming you're of age.
In case of any questions, please reach out to us at the support email address listed below.
